Things aren't what they seem...
Things aren't what they appear to be....
YOU JUST GOT TRICKED!
Just pull yourself together
Your insipid mind's full of it
Don't be surprised at what you see
You knew that this was coming for you
Is this a dream?
Am I in control of myself here?
This is a museum, right?
You fucking bitch, are you blind?
Quit attempting to be so kind
In case if you haven't realized
And I'll be honest with you...
YOU AIN'T... GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!!
The place you just walked into
It should mean nothing to you at all
Just come back to reality
Make sure your brain's screwed on real tight
I don't understand this at all
To think this was a place full of wonders
I must have been high
Why has this happened to me?
Am I sick in any way?
You fucking bitch, you're truly blind
Get off the floor with your rotten behind
To be even more clear with you
Now I'm being blunt...
YOU AIN'T.... GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!!
Something is telling me...
You have seen the error of your ways
Now why don't you please return back from whence you came?
You know little of this destination
So won't you please exit the door?
EVERYTHING IS GODDAMN WONDERFUL!
DON'T YOU DARE FORCE ME OUT OF HERE!
I HAVE THIS DILDO SHOVED UP MY NICE ASS!!!
And now, fellas, if you encounter a world such as this...
YOU'RE GOING... DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!
Ha ha ha! Ahahahahahaha!!