The following article contains the lyrics to "Everybody Hates Kyubey", by the metal band Osmosis. It is the sixth track off their eighth studio album, Yunoverse.


  • ???: {in a homosexual tone} "Ooooh, Corey-boy!!"

{Corey Farrell, with an AK-47 in hand, opens the door to see Phoenix Laston in a cat suit}

  • Corey: "Oh. My. God."
  • Phoenix: "Make a contract with me and die of old age!"

{Phoenix plays around with a doll}

  • Corey: "This is just wrong..."
  • Phoenix: "Don't you wanna become a magical bitc---"

{Corey pulls the trigger as hard as he can}

  • Phoenix: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

{Multiple shots can be heard, while Corey whistles away}

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