The following article provides the lyrics for the song "Battle of the Planet's Wife", written and recorded by Osmosis. It is the sixth track from the band's second full-length studio album, The Dragon Ball's the Most Important Body Part.


I've choked on white lies

Osiris wants to never see this through

Laughter can break the earthquakes

Anput is forever beaten without remorse

Nephthys and Horus have the uncanny need to cringe

Let she who is a sinner be cursed with cognitive dissonance

The gods must be crazy

Deities they are,

Heroic figures they are not

I once had a goddess of a wife

My partner felt the wrath of Egypt itself

As bright as the stars seem to be,

Never judge a book by its cover

Images of dejection and barbarity inundate me

This battle will wage on for eternity

The festering planet we live on will asphyxiate

I'll smash every bone in my craptastic body

I need to learn to adjust more,

Adjust more to experiencing a promising future

Standing right in front of me are two of my elegant sisters

Trying to achieve a perfect grasp of what's really going on,

I'm unable to stomach the medley

Have I had my eyes shut tightly all this time?

Nothing can motivate me now

Someone please carry me over the thin, red line

Medication will grant me immortality

Mary had a little lamb

Her fleece was poisonous as venom

Mary had a little lamb

Her fleece was poisonous as venom

Mary had a little lamb

Her fleece was poisonous as venom

Cherish the beauty that the world's children were given

Be ashamed whilst fighting dishonorably,

Or else Quetzalcoatl will blow you all to smithereens

Track detailsEdit

  • Length: 4:07
  • Genre: Avant-garde metal, alternative rock, metalcore
  • Producer: Matt Bayles
  • Band performance: Osmosis