Lyrics: Everybody Hates Kyubey

The following article contains the lyrics to "Everybody Hates Kyubey", by the metal band Osmosis. It is the sixth track off their eighth studio album, Yunoverse.

Lyrics
{Corey Farrell, with an AK-47 in hand, opens the door to see Phoenix Laston in a cat suit} {Phoenix plays around with a doll} {Corey pulls the trigger as hard as he can} {Multiple shots can be heard, while Corey whistles away}
 * ???: {in a homosexual tone} "Ooooh, Corey-boy!!"
 * Corey: "Oh. My. God."
 * Phoenix: "Make a contract with me and die of old age!"
 * Corey: "This is just wrong..."
 * Phoenix: "Don't you wanna become a magical bitc---"
 * Phoenix: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

Track details

 * Length: 0:31
 * Genre: Comedy
 * Producer: Fredrik Nordström
 * Band performance: Osmosis

Credits

 * Corey Farrell - actor
 * Phoenix Laston - actor