Lyrics: So I Married My Eclectic Retard (S.I.M.M.E.R.)

This article features the lyrics to the song, "So I Married My Eclectic Retard (S.I.M.M.E.R.)", by the Sacramento, California-based group Osmosis. It is the tenth track from the eighth full-length album, Yunoverse.

Lyrics
Zero distortion on the melodious canary,

Or so a grimed guerrilla thinks

The unintentional waterloo accomplished purposeful hara-kiri

I could've traded you for an affronted advocate,

Just so he could subject your candyass to lip sync

(How reviled)

My my,

What blackened marbles you've got

What besmirched eyes you have,

Why not settle for an asthma 'tack!?

Keep hemorrhaging on my behalf

Realize that I'm the eclectic padrone

I guess it's all anathema to you

The province of extreme gormandize,

Shall turn its back on a perfidious meadow rue

Whatever was betwixt the pins,

Still won't eviscerate my bathtub gin

Why begin a donnybrook when you can't fucking take first prize?

What besmirched eyes you have,

Why not settle for an asthma 'tack!?

Keep hemorrhaging on my behalf

Realize that I'm the eclectic padrone

What besmirched eyes you have,

Why not settle for an asthma 'tack!?

Keep hemorrhaging on my behalf

Realize that I'm the eclectic padrone

You haven't reached new heights

The amplifier has no genuine might

Doomed was that awful proposal,

And the way that the church became a disposal

Elucidations are a go

Now I've begun to make it all right!

(Baby)

What besmirched eyes you have,

Why not settle for an asthma 'tack!?

Keep hemorrhaging on my behalf

Come to grips,

That I'm an eclectic padrone

I'm the eclectic padrone!

Track details

 * Length: 3:46
 * Genre: Alternative metal, rap metal, post-hardcore, ethereal wave
 * Producer: Fredrik Nordström
 * Band performance: Osmosis

Credits

 * Marco Simmer - lead vocals, turntables, synthesizer
 * Adam Guerilla - lead guitar, programming, vocals
 * Ash Beale - bass guitar, six-string banjo
 * Phoenix Laston - rhythm guitar
 * Corey Farrell - drums, percussion