Lyrics: Career Suicide

The following page contains the lyrics to "Career Suicide", by the American metal band Osmosis. It is the eleventh track from the outfit's eighth full-length album, Yunoverse.

Lyrics
{The lead guitarist of Osmosis picks his cellphone up and sees the frontman's name as the caller ID} {Adam lets out a rather agitated sigh} {Still speaking in a Kermit-esque voice, Marco sings part of a Nickelback tune}
 * Adam: "The fuck are you callin' me for at this hour???"
 * Marco: {imitating Kermit the Frog} "I just got word... that Minaj killed herself via motorboat, YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
 * Marco: "Twerking is the #1 cause of death in Tennessee..."
 * Adam: "Look, Marc, I'm tryin' to write a song for the CD here. Can't concentrate with these prank calls!"

'''Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars Livin' in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat And we'll hang o---''

{He hangs up the cell, almost to the point of sounding exasperated}
 * Adam: "SHUT UP!! Jesus, you're not even tryin' anymore, are ya!?"
 * Marco: {going back to normal voice} "Sorry, man! Shit, just wanted to lighten up the mood..."
 * Adam: "Do me a favor and never. Sell. Out.
 * Adam: "That face paint fucked him up..."

Track details

 * Length: 0:52
 * Genre: Comedy
 * Producer: Fredrik Nordström
 * Band performance: Osmosis

Credits

 * Marco Simmer - actor
 * Adam Guerilla - actor